Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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