she was so not down for the gang bang
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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