is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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