I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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