Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there was a trapeze. enough said
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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