I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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