she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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