i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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