Having a random hookup so left but love u
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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