So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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