Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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