So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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