take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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