I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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