Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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