wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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