Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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