They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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