i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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