I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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