we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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