and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
How did I end up in the pool?!
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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