Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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