Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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