Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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