Are we in a gay sports bar?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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