Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You work out of a Hotel?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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