Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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