I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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