once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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