so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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