i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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