Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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