if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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