Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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