your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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