dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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