porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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