He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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