I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.