Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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