Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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