So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
