YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
wanna go halves on a baby?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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