I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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