they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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