Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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