My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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