oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
