Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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