haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Where is the hickey?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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