need another drink. this is the easiest way
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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