You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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