Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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