jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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